A Couple Of Questions About Lincoln–And Its Doctors’ Wives

Chair, hallway, door

1) How many stay-at-home doctors’ wives jumped their kids to the front of the Lincoln line by taking para jobs or other similar part-time work? I hear there are at least three on staff right now. And that’s just doctors’ wives. Can you confirm those numbers, Lincoln–or School Board? Because I understand there’s a whole cadre of the elite demonstrating their greatest talent: working the system.

2) Is Lincoln Principal Evelyn Hollen, in fact, sister to Carolyn Bridges, the Polk School District’s senior director of magnet, choice, and charter schools? Or is she sister to Carolyn’s husband, School District Attorney Wes Bridges? Or is there no relation? I hear lots of things, and I’m a little confused. I want to get it straight.

In any event, when the Bridges family–and its offshoots–gather this holiday season to discuss Polk’s anti-charter lawsuit and the evils of predatory charters, I am sure they will discuss the ways that they can make entry and exit policies from Lincoln simpler and less prone to abuse. Glass houses and all. I am sure they will celebrate the fact that Lincoln, as a pure District school, dumps no kids at all. Right? (What’s that you say? They can’t do that because Lincoln dumps kids, too? OK, how about quantifying that for me, Ledger or someone else, so we can compare? And standard disclosure: I’m the giantest hypocrite of all with my own child attending Lakeland Montessori.)

Just because I consider the elitism and rigging that goes on at Lincoln slightly less despicable than the predatory elitism and rigging at McKeel doesn’t mean it’s not despicable. And I hate to break it to you, but my numbers suggest your doctors’ kids are underperforming, too.

And Frank O., Lincoln and the other swell schools not tied to McKeel provide an excellent opportunity for you to pursue your admirable anti-predatory charter crusade from the moral high ground. Set an example, District folks, and then you can rail against McKeel in good conscience.


Creative Commons License image credit: Russ Morris


    Tags:  ,    ,    ,    ,    


Comments are published at the discretion of the site publisher. A working email address is required to comment. The use of a fake or failed email address means I'll simply delete your comment as spam. --- Real names are encouraged, but pen names are allowed by request. --- By submitting a comment here you grant Lakeland Local a perpetual license to reproduce your words and name/web site in attribution.---Chuck Welch