Termite Termination

We get quite many press releases. Many are about local events, or company news, but every now and then you get one that catches your attention for one reason or another.

Today the Polk Theatre will be closed; not to prepare the stage for a new production or break down an old set. “We will spend eight hours removing drywood termites from the stage area,” said Ted Horton, the Truly Nolen Branch Manager in Lakeland.

Did anyone else immediately get an image of men with mouse ears on their hands and knees picking up termites with tweezers? No? OK, then. On to the next release…