Christmas Tree Disposal

Lakeland residents who would like to dispose of their Christmas trees, can set them out on any normal yard trash Wednesday. If your family is like mine, that would be a Wednesday in February.

Of course, I mean one of the trees that was once alive. If you want to get rid of one of those all silver trees with the motorized light wheel, it’s best to place those in a neighbor’s garbage can late, late at night. Feign ignorance, and better taste, if questioned about the tree.