Hide the laundry and sweep the deck

We have guests.

It’s Christmas season. A lot of us are having family in for a White Christmas. Yes, blinding sun and white sand makes for a festive time.

With all the folks unfamiliar with our roads and odd traffic rules — during rain speed limits are doubled for residents and halved for visitors — we need to drive extra carefully. No one wants to spend Christmas listening to Christmas Muzik in the ER.

Speaking of visitors to Lakeland: Everyone say “Hi” to Warrick and Annmarie, Sweetie and La Poo. We hope you enjoy your stay.