Does anybody really know what time it is?

If you forgot to set back your clocks it’s earlier than you think.

Some folks at the Ledger forums were complaining about Daylight Saving Time. It doesn’t bother me that much, but I had an idea…

I propose the IST (Individual Standard Time). It works like this:

When each person wakes up it is 7 a.m. When he or she makes it to work it is 9 a.m. When they get hungry it is Noon. When they finish for the day it is 5 p.m. and when they get sleepy it is 11 p.m.

The advantages of IST are (1) universal employment because every store will have to be open 24/7 to service all those people with different hours. (2) No one is ever late for work. (3) It really is 5 o’clock somewhere. and (4) All TV and movies will have to be on demand. So you can watch what you want when you want.

I think IST would revolutionize society.